Recently we were informed that the Tea Party movement does not officially recognize themselves as “Teabaggers.” We apologize for the confusion and potential offense; now we’re going to make fun of them some more. Full list available at Buzzfeed, but these are the most ridiculous.
1. Sparky Confronts the HOA
Three major problems with this; Barack Obama has a mortgage on what, The White House? You’re paying for it because your taxes are paying his salary? And most importantly, HOLY CRAP THIS DOG CAN READ, WRITE, AND VOTE.
2. Jesus Saves, Government Enslaves
The Bible is the one advocating for enslaving people of neighboring lands and rendering unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s, but most importantly, to quote Ice-T, this guy is just begging for a hot bowl of dicks.
3. Nurse Yet To Discover Activia
Was this a counter-protest for people who were advocating against digestive health? Is there some provision in the healthcare bill about fiber intake? Or does this lady just not give a shit?
4. One Year Old In Debt
Stop signing your babies up for credit cards!
5. Laserjet Protester Supports Euthanasia
With the tax cuts proven to have reduced the tax burden on the vast majority of people, the healthcare bill providing for reduced long term costs, and end of life care reducing costs and increasing comfort for people like your grandparents, maybe next protest you can afford a better sign? Two-fer! On the left, “They’re in, They’re out” is just a rapper advertising his latest dance beat.
6. Congress = Teenagers
Wow, your drunk teenagers create public education, roads, housing, the world’s strongest military, best economy, healthcare reform, and a freaking space program?! They are going to have AWESOME college applications.
7. This Sign Is Racist
Ironically, these two seem to be getting along quite well, after what that sign said about his mother. Also, is the guy on the left implying that NASA cloned Barack Obama? That’s absurd! That’s more of a NHS or FDA program.
8. Whee… You Can Look Like Me!
There were a lot of problems with the health care bill, but complaining that plastic surgery will be more affordable when you’ve got a face like that doesn’t make any sense. Also, she couldn’t find any photos of celebrities with plastic surgery? That picture looks like an 18th century prostitute who could use a little work.
9. Lies, Lies, Lies
Are you just trying to trick me into telling you where the bodies are hidden that I killed them I have no idea what you’re implying.
10. All Wee Wee’d Up
She was full of piss and vinegar, but now she’s all out of vinegar. This lady and the constipated nurse should really get their stuff checked out.
11. Five Months Old, $40k In Debt
WHO KEEPS GIVING THESE BABIES CREDIT CARDS?!?
This post by Chris Singel, who will only have a political argument through silly photos.
